Sometimes I stay up at night wondering how I go on with my life without the wise words of Rush Limbaugh, I mean such brilliance can’t be found anywhere else. If it comes from a sexist, ignorant and intolerant man, you know it has to be valid!
But in all seriousness, this man still surprises me with the words that come out of his mouth. The latest ray of knowledge that he has graced us with? Taking an Italian study which found that the average male penis is 10% smaller than it was 50 years ago, he finds the reason (screw all the doctors who say its global warming, stress or smoking…that’d be too logical) it has to be feminists! All the “chickification” has caused men to have smaller penises…guess in our struggle for equal rights there were unseen consequences?!
Feminist response? ” I say we all clap our hands in feminist unison until his shrinks so small that eventually he just disappears, since he’s just a giant dick!”